Why Women Wear Heels

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it's elemental, they want to feel equal to men. that's why they wear heels, that's why they wear baseball caps, that's why the military lessened their physical requirements for females, that's why the coney island hot dog eating competition added a special division just for wombn, that's why curves fitness centers have pink barbells and no man-sized weights. wombs want to feel equal. what can i say, this is from the alanis morissette spoof of a website - www.jaggedlittledyl.com. these designs (and the websites they advertise) satirize and ridicule the "strong woman" who can't lift 100 pounds, they satirize the man-lusting, man-discovering human question mark who maintains he is not a masculivoid. over 600 examples of song parody are there, as well. some may say it's anti-gay or anti-woman or anti-obama, but it's satire and it's creative as heck.

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